BFF: You can be a carpenter if you promise, promise, promise, promise not to turn butch.
Me: I'm going to shave my head and wear a toolbelt that drags my jeans down so you can see my butt-crack.
BFF: (high pitched shrieking)
Me: I'm going to wear one long earring and one stud.
BFF: NO! NO! NO!
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