Showing posts with label family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label family. Show all posts

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Oh youth.

O: Why is Whoopi Goldberg famous?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Today: And then it kicked in

James: I wouldn't take that. It has speed in it.
Me: There's speed in Allegra-D?
Deb: Oh, it's fine. There's only a little speed in it.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Today: Viv

(watching Ratatouille)
V: I think there're too many movies with mice. It's been done too many times.
Me: What? What other movies?
V: Like Stuart Little. I guess G-force is guineau pigs but they're just like mice but fatter - fat mice. They need to mix it up.
Me: But mice work in Ratatouille because you find mice in restaurants. What other animals would you choose?
V: I don't know...maybe lizards.
Me: What???? Lizards? It's in a restaurant. There are no lizards in restaurants.
V: There might be lizards. Or...spiders. It could be spiders.
Me: WHAT? Spiders don't cook! It can't be spiders.
V: They might cook. You just might not see them. There are no good spiders in movies. Except for Aragog in Harry Potter and she was evil. There need to be more good spiders in movies.
Me: I'm not talking to you anymore.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Today.

Me: Why did I add the spinach first? I should've sauteed the mushrooms and the tomatoes first.
O: Because you're on crack.
Me: You don't even know what crack is.
O: Yes, I do. It's a drug that makes you dizzy.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Today: Viv

Viv: I want to evolve into a Spaceman.

Me: Okay.