Survey of friendship

read recently that it is based on proximity and race but I am not sure about this. Things I would judge a person on:

1. do they like Gwyneth Paltrow? Correct answer: no
2. do they like The Simpsons? Correct answer: yes
3. do they eat meat? Correct answer: yes but, this varies.
4. must not be racist
5. must not be classist
6. can they accept atheists as friends? correct answer: yes
7. do they like cheese? correct answer: yes

Random thought

On my ex: I should have known it wouldn't last when he told me he once had a crush on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hm

Witty and clever is all good. But I'm ready to be knocked off my ass laughing.

A good first line for an autobiography

Cheese, like romance, entered my life late. I wonder how much of this I can attribute to being Asian.

Today

Trader Joe's High Fiber cereal looks a lot like mice droppings.

Today

Life is the infinity between two finite points.

whoa.

blast from the past.

hairy heroine

I wonder if I would make a good horror film heroine?