Anyone who uses The Simpsons for an analogy is on my side of the masking tape.

Peter Sagal on the assumed conditions for Barack Obama conspiracy theories.

2) and/or that those of his friends/colleagues/co-conspirators to whom he did reveal his true agenda, (William Ayers, et al) have also maintained absolute perfect silence/mendacity on the topic, forever, as no one who actually knows Obama has ever said, “You know, once he’s got a couple of drinks in him, he starts going on about Che and finishing the Revolution;”